just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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