the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Randomize
