i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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