i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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