What a fucking waste of an outfit
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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