The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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