Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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