If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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