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At least make sure they are 18
Why
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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