So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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