i barfeds in our rink
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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