How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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