Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Randomize