I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Randomize
