i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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