She's JV to your varsity
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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