I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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