Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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