Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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