I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
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