she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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