No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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