So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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