Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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