You work out of a Hotel?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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