Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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