belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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