i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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