I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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