honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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