Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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