Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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