Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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