I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
PANTIES FOUND
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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