the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
