Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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