YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
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