Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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