Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize