Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
