So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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