Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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