p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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