The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I just found puke in my bra..
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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