Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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