I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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