1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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