Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
you would pick up someone in the library
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
We talked him into tasing himself.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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