I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
We had sex on a dog bed..
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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