the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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