Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
