She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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