You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Still dying that you shit outside
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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