just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize
