Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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