Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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