I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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